Title: Of Mint-Flavored Condoms and Rhinoceros Beetles

Fandom: Digimon

Pairing: Taichi x Yamato

Rating: NC-17

Genre: holiday fic, fluff

Summary: Taichi's been holding out on Yamato with his Christmas gifts, and it's starting to upset him. Taichi's got a good reason though...

A/N: written for someone @ y!gallery for a holiday swap:3 I also just want to say that I haven't seen Digimon since I was in middle school, and I hadn't read a digimon fic, let alone written one until today. That being said, I am damned proud of this...

( Of Mint-Flavored Condoms and Rhinoceros Beetles )

Title: Negligence

Fandom: Naruto

Pairing: KakaNaru

Rating; G

Genre: angst

Summary: Sasuke's back in the village and taking up all of Naruto's time. Kakashi's afraid Naruto's negligence of him is purposeful. 

A/N: for the lj mood theme challenge. Prompt: Scared
( Negligence )

Title: It's Not Over Yet

Fandom: Naruto

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: KakaNaru

Genre: PWP!8D

Summary: Kakashi is very good at all things carnal and easily wears Naruto out, but just because Naruto can barely keep his eyes open doesn't mean they're finished.

A/N: for the lj Mood Theme Challenge. Prompt: Satisfied
( It's Not Over Yet )

Title: Inadequate

Rating: G

Fandom: Naruto

Pairing: KakaNaru

Genre: angst, fluff

Summary: Naruto is feeling down about Sasuke (as usual), and Kakashi wants to help, but there isn't much he can do. 

A/N: For the lj Mood Theme Challenge. Prompt: Sad
( Inadequate )

Title: The Sly Fox, the Melancholy Scarecrow, and the Golden Sun God (CHAPTER 6: Between a Rock and a Hard Place)

Rating: (this chapter) PG, (overall) NC-17

Fandom: Naruto

Pairings: yonkakanaru, possibly other later on

Genre: angst, action/adventure, romance

Summary: Sasuke's angsting over the loss of his sharingan, so Kakashi and Naruto set out to get it back. The Council, however, aren't going to make it easy for them, especially not for the powerful Kyuubi container. When the world is being unfair and it seems everyone is against them, how will Kakashi, Naruto, and his father cope with all that's thrown at them?

previous chapters can be found here.

( Chapter 6: Between a Rock and a Hard Place )

Title: Blood Purchase

Fandom: Naruto

Pairings: YonKaka

Genre: angst mostly...lol I can't help it that I love emoqueen!Kakashi so much! He's second only to mischievouspervert!Kakashi XD

Warnings: dark fic, character death (though not any of the main characters), yaoi

Rating: R

Summary: Shinobi are all bought and paid for with blood; the better they are the more they cost. Over time, the blood adds up. Is it worth it in the end?

A/N: Written for a contest at Y!Gallery with the prompt "What's Your Flavor?" Ka-chan's blood-flavored!8DDD lol I think I got a little off-topic, but I'm fairly pleased with how this turned out, so whatever. Also, if I'm unable to write anything else before Kashi's b-day (which I probably won't be) then this is his present. Kinda dark for a b-day gift, but whatever! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KA-CHAN!<333

( Blood Purchase )

Title: Warmth

Fandom: One Piece

Pairing: Sanji x Usopp

Genre: FLUFF WITH A CAPITAL FUCKING F!:D

Warning: Um...the idea of Sanji knitting is bullshit; I'm sorry. I'm not sure where it came from...OH! I remember! It was a prompt in onepieceyaoi100 ...SO BLAME WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT PROMPT, NOT ME!8DDDDD

Rating: PG

Summary: It's cold outside and Usopp doesn't have proper clothing for the weather. SANJI TO THE RESCUE!

A/N: FAIL TITLE IF FAAAAAAAAAIL! But yay! First full-length OP fic!:D It's a little ironic that it's a pairing that I don't really even like...and that there's no smut...^^; I know the summary makes it sound like there is, but there isn't. I apologize. Originally I'd set out to write smut, but the mood wasn't right...Maybe I'll write a folow-up with the smex? Don't count on it...XD Written for the Drawn from the Hat Challenge.

( Warmth )

Title: The Sly Fox, the Melancholy Scarecrow, and the Golden Sun God (ch. 5/?)

Ratings: overall NC-17; this chapter PG-13

Genre: action/adventure, romance, angst

Pairings: yonkakanaru

Summary: Sasuke is deteriorating without his sharingan and needs help getting it back from the council. Kakashi tries to convince them to return it and even works out a deal with them, but fails to uphold his end of his bargain in the end because of the council's deviousness. Minato is pissed off beyond imagination at what Kakashi had be doing to save Sasuke and has forsaken him. Naruto succeeds in saving Sasuke, but the price for the sharingan is hefty and now he's in trouble and he can't ask anyone for help. The three of their separate lives are a mess, but maybe together they can overcome their obstacles.

A/N: Geez it's been so long since I've updated this fic...I'm sorry-_- I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN IT THOUGH! And on a side note, I came up with a better summary!8D

Previous chapters here.

( Chapter 5: Falling Apart at the Seams )

Title: Option C

Rating: G

Genre: crack

Pairings: none really...Luffy x Meat maybe?XDDD

Summary: Luffy has two meats to choose from, and Zoro and Sanji have a bet on which one he'll pick.

A/N: written for onepieceyaoi100  with the prompt "indecision."
( Option C )

Title: Love Bite ch. 4

Rating: (overall) NC-17 (this chap) PG-13

Genre: mystery, horror, romance, action/adventure, angst

Pairings: kakaobito, minanaru, kakanaru, yonkakanaru...and a bunch of others later on:3

Summary: Kakashi is a vampire hunter. He hunts the hunter for a living. One basic, common sense rule of hunting vampires: don't sleep with them, and sure as hell don't fall in love with them. This had always been so easy before...until he met Obito. He didn't even seem like a vampire most of the time...but it didn't matter how human he acted. The fact of the matter was, he was a vampire; he ate humans; he was a monster. Kakashi could NOT fall in love with him...or sleep with him again...He should just forget he ever existed...But when Obito becomes involved in a murder investigation Kakashi's helping the police with, he can't seem to escape him. Will Kakashi be able to sort out his feelings and catch the killer terrorizing the city before he strikes again?

A/N: A/N: Just soz ya'll know, this is an AU fic obviously set in Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Blake world...sort of...I mean, I've changed it a bit, but if you've read her books and notice some similarities...that's why...8D

( Love Bite ch.4 )

Title: Reminder

Rating: PG-13, maybe R...

Pairing: Smoker x Ace

Warnings: ANGST, mentions of smex...

Summary: Clothes are a painful reminder of what they can't have.

( Reminder )

Title: First Time for Everything

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: KakaIta

Genre: romance, humor

Summary: Itachi has made it his personal mission to tear Kakashi down every chance he gets even if he sucks at it, but it isn't because he hates or even dislikes his peer, and Kakashi damn well knows it.

A/N: Written for ITACHI'S BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AKATSUKI'S SEXIEST MEMBER!\O/

( First Time for Everything )

Title: Fantasizing

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Luffy x Meat and Zoro x Luffy

Summary: Luffy gets distracted in Zoro's company.

A/N: Don't worry, gaiz, the nc-17 rating isn't for the Luffy x Meat pairing!XD

( Fantasizing )

Title: True Love

Rating: PG

Pairing: Luffy x Meat because it's canon

Summary: True love isn't always shared between two humans...

A/N: I blame the very idea of Luffy x Meat on unsquared ! LOL XD pure, unadulterated CRACK!\o/

( True Love<3 )

Title: Love Bite ch. 3

Rating: (this chapter)pg-13 (overall) NC-17

Genre: mystery, horror, romance, action/adventure, angst

Warnings: AU, yaoi, cursing...

Summary: Kakashi is a vampire hunter. He hunts the hunter for a living. One basic, common sense rule of hunting vampires: don't sleep with them, and sure as hell don't fall in love with them. This had always been so easy before...until he met Obito. He didn't even seem like a vampire most of the time...but it didn't matter how human he acted. The fact of the matter was, he was a vampire; he ate humans; he was a monster. Kakashi could NOT fall in love with him...or sleep with him again...He should just forget he ever existed...But when Obito becomes involved in a murder investigation Kakashi's helping the police with, he can't seem to escape him. Will Kakashi be able to sort out his feelings and catch the killer terrorizing the city before he strikes again?

A/N: A/N: Just soz ya'll know, this is an AU fic obviously set in Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Black world...sort of...I mean, I've changed it a bit, but if you've read her books and notice some similarities...that's why...8D

Title: Guilty

Fandom: One Piece

Rating: G

Pairing: ZoSan

Summary: Zoro accidentally stupidly destroys something precious to the cook...and is scared for his life:3

A/N: MAH FIRST ONE PIECE FANFIC! YOSHA! I'm rather pleased with it too:3 It was written for onepieceyaoi100 but I failed at keeping the word count below 300..373 I think it was...*shrugs* oh well...XD Enjoy!^_^

 

( Guilty )

Title: Chasing Bliss
Rating: nc-17
Genre: um...is smut a genre?XD I guess it's sorta/kinda fluff...if you squint...^^;
Pairing: kakanaru
Warnings: lemonz, yaoi
Summary: Kakashi can't seem to find release no matter what he does. He's right on the edge, but he can't jump over...
A/N: for the fanfic100 "not enough" prompt. Done in about...twenty minutes, so it's not the best fic I've ever written, but I still like it...mostly because it's smex...XD

Title: Love Bite ch. 2 part 2

Rating: this chapter- pg-13, maybe R

Genre: mystery, horror, romance, action/adventure, angst

Warnings: AU, yaoi, dead bodies...

Summary: Kakashi is a vampire hunter. He hunts the hunter for a living. One basic, common sense rule of hunting vampires: don't sleep with them, and sure as hell don't fall in love with them. This had always been so easy before...until he met Obito. He didn't even seem like a vampire most of the time...but it didn't matter how human he acted. The fact of the matter was, he was a vampire; he ate humans; he was a monster. Kakashi could NOT fall in love with him...or sleep with him again...He should just forget he ever existed...But when Obito becomes involved in a murder investigation Kakashi's helping the police with, he can't seem to escape him. Will Kakashi be able to sort out his feelings and catch the killer terrorizing the city before he strikes again?

A/N: A/N: Just soz ya'll know, this is an AU fic obviously set in Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Black world...sort of...I mean, I've changed it a bit, but if you've read her books and notice some similarities...that's why...8D

 

( Love Bite ch. 2 part 2 )
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Title: Love Bite ch. 2 part 1

Rating: this chapter- pg-13, maybe R

Genre: mystery, horror, romance, action/adventure, angst

Warnings: AU, yaoi, dead bodies...

Summary: Kakashi is a vampire hunter. He hunts the hunter for a living. One basic, common sense rule of hunting vampires: don't sleep with them, and sure as hell don't fall in love with them. This had always been so easy before...until he met Obito. He didn't even seem like a vampire most of the time...but it didn't matter how human he acted. The fact of the matter was, he was a vampire; he ate humans; he was a monster. Kakashi could NOT fall in love with him...or sleep with him again...He should just forget he ever existed...But when Obito becomes involved in a murder investigation Kakashi's helping the police with, he can't seem to escape him. Will Kakashi be able to sort out his feelings and catch the killer terrorizing the city before he strikes again?

A/N: A/N: Just soz ya'll know, this is an AU fic obviously set in Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Black world...sort of...I mean, I've changed it a bit, but if you've read her books and notice some similarities...that's why...8D

In two part again. Link at the bottom.


Part 2>>

Title: Love Bite ch.1, part 1

Rating: overall-nc-17, this chap-nc-17

Genre: action/adventure, horror, romance, angst, mystery

Pairings: mainly KakaObito, but there will be others...MinaNaru, YonKaka, KakaNaru...

Warnings: yaoi, graphic lemonz, AU

Summary: Kakashi is a vampire hunter. He hunts the hunter for a living. One basic, common sense rule of hunting vampires: don't sleep with them, and sure as hell don't fall in love with them. This had always been so easy before...until he met Obito. He didn't even seem like a vampire most of the time...but it didn't matter how human he acted. The fact of the matter was, he was a vampire; he ate humans; he was a monster. Kakashi could NOT fall in love with him...or sleep with him again...He should just forget he ever existed...But when Obito becomes involved in a murder investigation Kakashi's helping the police with, he can't seem to escape him. Will Kakashi be able to sort out his feelings and catch the killer terrorizing the city before he strikes again?

A/N: Just soz ya'll know, this is an AU fic obviously set in Laurell K. Hamilton's Anita Black world...sort of...I mean, I've changed it a bit, but if you've read her books and notice some similarities...that's why...8D

Chapter too long for one post, so split in two...link to part 2 at the bottom!^_^

 

( Love Bite ch.1 part 1 )

Part 2